Don’t ruin a good thing, bro
Nothing recruits terrorists better than a bullshit startup. A couple Silicon Valley bros were hitting the vape pen really hard and said:
Bro, you know what would be cool?
It’d be cool if we made a vending machine that had cool stuff in it like a corner store.
Dang, that’s a cool idea, I hate corner stores.
Ya me too, let’s put these vending machines everywhere.
Let’s call this Bodega and destroy mom and pop shops on every corner in America!
That’s not the official transcript but you get the idea. America, please don’t support Bodega, support your local bodega! This is the kind of shit that gets funded right before we have a market correction. Let’s hope I’m wrong.